Scene NukeWars : Funniest nuke reasons ever

Posted by TEAM FILEnetworks | 6/12/2009 | | 10 Comments »

One of the best things about the warez scene is it’s adherence to a tight set of rules & regulations. These ‘scene rules’ ensures the quality of releases & helps keep the scene more organized. When a release is not in accordance with rules, it can be made invalid. This is calling ‘nuking’. A nuke based on non existent rules or made up reasons can be undone – this is called and un-nuke. If the same release is getting nuked and un-nuked multiple times, it’s referred to as a Nukewar. When a release is nuked or un nuked, reason for the action is usually mentioned along with the nuke announcement. This post captures some of the funniest nuke reasons associated with scene releases over the past couple of years.

Nuke reasons are highlighted in bold.

NukeWar 01

[ NUKE ] - [ Ose Seras SP 2006 MXS ] - [ cd.is.fuked.up.no.sound ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Ose Seras SP 2006 MXS ] - [ sorry.cd.is.fine.i.had. speakers.on.mute ]

NukeWar 02

The Dead Girl LIMITED DVDSCR XViD mVs
NUKE stolen.video audio.from.MrNiCeGuY_without.permission
The Dead Girl LIMITED DVDSCR XViD mVs
UNNUKE stolen.from.hollywood.without.permission

NukeWar 03

[ NUKE ] Ass.Worship.9.DiSC2.XviD-SPiCE [ mislabeled.xxx ]
[ UNNUKE ] Ass.Worship.9.DiSC2.XviD-SPiCE [ you.think.its.a.romantic.comedy? ]

NukeWar 04

[ NUKE ] - Art.Vandalay.Inc.-Art.Soft - [ tell.your.mom.to.stop.changing.lipsticks.my.dicks. starting.to.look.like.a.fuc*ing.rainbow ]

NukeWar 05

[NUKE]--[The.Astronaut.Farmer.CAM.XviD-FuZe]--[torrentfile.reports.hash.errors_unable.to.download.and.seed]

NukeWar 06

[ NUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ pre.with.a.sample ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ it.did_watching.it_get.better.sites ]
[ NUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ 11+.sites.no.sample.stfu ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ blame.racers.not.grp ]
[ NUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ coincidence._dont.think.so ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ fine ]
[ NUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ not ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ your.curries.are.lame ]
[ NUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ ur.being.lame.final.nuke ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ fine ]
[ NUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ NUKE ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Marcus 2006 DVDRip XviD VoMiT ] - [ fine.GET.PROPER.SITES.newbi ]

NukeWar 07

NUKE -> Hotter.Than.Hell.1.XviD-NYMPHO (missing.sfv.cd1)
UNNUKE -> Hotter.Than.Hell.1.XviD-NYMPHO (get.better.sites.plz)
NUKE -> Hotter.Than.Hell.1.XviD-NYMPHO (lol.u.pre.on.my.site!)

NukeWar 08 

(PRE)-(TV)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)- (XOR)-(700)
(PRE)-(TV)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV) -(NoTV)-(430)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-(lost.race.to.XOR)
(UNNUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-( fine)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)-(lost.race.to.NoTV)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-(lost.race.to.XOR)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-(dupe.XOR.03-07-2007)
(UNNUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-( fix)
(UNNUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)-(we.won.the.race.by.seconds.so.wtfu)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-(dupe.XOR.2007-03-07)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-(dupe.XOR.2007-03-07)
(UNNUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-( NoTV.pred.first)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)-(dupe.NoTV.2007-03-0)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)-(dupe.NoTV.sameday)
(UNNUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)-(clear.winner.by.4seconds)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)-(lost.race.by.6seconds.to.NoTV)
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-(dupe.XOR.2007-03-0 )
(NUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR)-(lost.race.by.6seconds.to.NoTV)
(UNNUKE)-(Crossing.Jordan.S06E07.HDTV.XviD-NoTV)-( fine.won.race)

While some of the above actually came from within the scene, some (such as NukeWar 05) may have come from p2p oriented pre databases/sources. Anyways the above list goes on to show how much e-drama can sometimes be associated with a pirated release.

Credits: Note that I found all of the above on a thread on SCL (well there were other places with the same stuff but the SCL thread was the most complete and the oldest so I guess it’s the original source). Anyways full credit to original poster – i wouldn't have been able to find these even if i stared at pre channels non stop for the past two years.


10 Comments

  1. Dan // 6/12/2009 07:53:00 AM  

    lol, good read

  2. Carl // 6/12/2009 08:12:00 AM  

    Very entertaining, cool post!

  3. -Slick- // 6/12/2009 08:41:00 AM  

    Good post. Just wondering.. Who can Nuke / Unnuke a release?

  4. c0reSystems // 6/12/2009 10:41:00 AM  

    Anyone with access to a scene addpre/nuke chan :)

  5. dani // 6/12/2009 10:46:00 AM  

    LOL,good post.

  6. Kel // 6/12/2009 03:48:00 PM  

    Yeah. You know, these nukers are a joke in the scene right ? They think that they're nukers. They have a channel where these nukes are constantly flooded in. A (un)nuke is performed on a glftpd site using flags A and B. Not by kids with some irc bot. Oh and noone would dare unnuke the release a real nuker nuked!

  7. Kel // 6/12/2009 03:48:00 PM  

    Yeah. You know, these nukers are a joke in the scene right ? They think that they're nukers. They have a channel where these nukes are constantly flooded in. A (un)nuke is performed on a glftpd site using flags A and B. Not by kids with some irc bot.

  8. deleted-acc // 6/12/2009 11:50:00 PM  

    haha, realy funny, seems like sceners are people too ;D

  9. George // 6/13/2009 04:04:00 PM  

    haha i saw a NUKE on a PRE of private tracker im on from the scene people saying "the guys at topbytes are thieves, made a script that sends them as the first released group befroe ScT and the rest" ...lool and they hacked topbytes site 2 days ago...that was the craziest thing. I like watching the PRE on my private tracker cos it seems really cool to discover new things you didnt even knw exist.

  10. alanxy // 9/08/2012 04:59:00 AM  

    [UNNUKE] [ darky.loves.cock-truestory ]--[ sorry ]
    [NUKE] [ darky.loves.cock-truestory ]--[ spam ]

    (happend 23.02.2012)